Scooter is spending the weekend with me. As soon as we got home from the grocery store, I put him to work in helping me with the grocery distribution.
S: Why do I have to take this stuff to the bathroom? Why don't you do it?
Me: Because when you guys come to visit me you are really coming to be my slaves.
Scooters revelation: B can really be a shit.
Scooter is preparing Yen & Madalynn some canned food for dinner, so they are, of course, going bat shit around him with the crying and the rubbing.
S: Okay! Okay! Be nice, this is my first time!
Me: (thinking) That's what she said.
B's revelation: I hang out with the guys at work way too much.
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