Top 10 Pet Peeves

1. Chewing with your mouth open in public. If I want to see a cow masticating, I will go to a farm.

2. Belching loudly in public. TCftBL does this and, to my immense displeasure, has passed the traits on to her children. Unfortunately the worst one of the bunch is Bean; like mother like daughter.

3. Cruising in the left hand lane. The right hand lane is there for a reason people!

4. Trying to have a conversation with anyone in the vicinity of Parental Unit #2 and a TV. The man cannot hear for shit but one could pick up on whatever political show he is watching 20 miles away.

5. Constantly being told by Parental Unit #1 that I need to attend various functions that my brother’s children are involved in. If I have said it once, I have said it a million times; not my child.

6. Planning birthday event for said children. By choice, my brother is rarely involved in the decision making and then bitches about not being kept in the loop.

7. Not being able to stick to my guns. Do you know how many children related events I have attended?

8. Being talked down to. Parental Unit #2 has a phenomenal ability to do such; try checking it out for yourself.

9. People using the couch for a bed. It is perfectly acceptable for napping but not nightly slumber…unless you are pregnant. In that case, you have earned to right to sleep wherever the hell you want to.

10. Huge ass SUVs. They are not environmentally friendly and hard as hell to see around when driving a Miata. Power to the little cars!