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I saw this morning that Kate, of Jon & Kate + 8, and TLC will be renaming the show. Whatever. What shocked me were the amount of comments people left concerning Jon & Kate’s lives & integrity. Come on folks, there are more important subjects out there than whether or not Jon is a bastard or Kate is a shrew. People listen up! You should be thinking about the recession! Healthcare! War! What the hell was Lady Gaga thinking when she did this?
Yes, that is the lovable Kermit the Frog...dead.*****************************************
Two nights ago I decided to use a hypnosis track that I had downloaded from the Internet. It was supposed to help me fall asleep faster. Let me tell you, it worked! It worked so well that I had it on repeat…all night…constantly telling me I was very relaxed…getting sleepy…
It was just like Office Space.
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This morning I was listening to NPR (as I am prone to do every morning) and the local lady came on with what else, but the local news. (On a side note I cannot stand the way this woman says “bank”. Her accent is so bad that I bet national news teams try to get a hold of her first whenever they have to come down here and report on a natural disaster. My guess the only things that stops the national crews is that she has all of teeth, hence the reason Billy Joe Jim Bob is always the South’s spokesperson) Anyway, she was reading off the latest of Alabama great representatives and what they were arguing about now. I almost dropped my Krystals Scrambler! Did you know that this great state continues to pay tenured teachers who are serving prison time?!?! How fucked up is that? Maybe they if they stopped paying the criminals, then the great governor of Alabama wouldn’t have to cut 3% out of each schools budget this year.
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And last but not least….I AM GOING TO SEE U2 NEXT WEEK!!! Chocolate’, we are going to have so much fun!
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