Oh To Be A Child

Just got off the phone with Parental Unit #1 who proceeded to tell me a little story about a conversation she had with Bean.

Scene: My old bedroom at the Parental home
Players: Parental Unit #1 and Bean coloring and watching TV

Bean: Grammy! You should watch these commercials!
PU#1: Why?
Bean: Because I saw something that you should get. It is cream for your face. You put it on and it makes the lines in your face disappear like magic.
PU#1: (trying not to laugh) Well Bean I really appreciate you thinking of me and letting me know about this magic cream but I have to tell you; it doesn't work.
Bean: It doesn't!?! But on TV it says that you just put it on and then the lines are gone.
PU#1: (still trying not to laugh) Well Bean, it doesn't make all the lines go away, just the little ones.
Bean: Oh.....well....Grammy, maybe you should look into that.

Parental Unit #1 promptly busted a gut laughing her ass off.